people who sleep with one pillow make me sick
people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh
how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
The Secret to Odorless Pooping in Public
This is the best advert ever.
WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD THIS IS GREAT
I got this ad on youtube today and for once I didn’t click skip so good job ad makers
Yo my aunt has this.
|Aristotle:||We are what we repeatedly do.|
|Plato:||Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM|
|Plato:||*high fives Socrates*|
I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine
BLACK COCK DOWN!!
One of the funniest movies this year, hands down.
Queen of Silk - Nene Thomas
I just learned that the famous Hayao Miyazaki is retired as of September 1st.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been watching his movies since I was very young.
Kiki’s Delivery Service was the first movie I ever watched, and as a child I used to play the tape over and over until the point where it actually got stuck in the VCR and broke.
I still love his movies oh so very much, because they’re all heart warming stories that can teach you many lessons in life regardless of what your age is.
To this day I watch at least one of his films a week, and I own every single DVD in English.
Although I’m sad to see him leave the filming industry, I will always remember his stories and keep them in my heart forever, even after the rest of the world has forgotten about the adventures of small town girls finding their place in life.
I think I speak for all of us Miyazaki fans out there when I say:
Thank you for giving us all inspirations for our own paths in life, and for warming our hearts with your fantastic stories.
We love you, Hayao.